Women
Have you ever met a woman? Do you know someone who has? Do you have a really sexist story to tell?

OR

Spastics

Have you ever met a mong? They're funny, aren't they? Look at the way they flap their arms around and drool all over themselves whilst trying to talk like normal people.

OR

Poofs

Tell us your favourite stories about the man who looked into your eyes for one millisecond too long in the toilets at the service station in Stevenage last week and suddenly made you feel very, very insecure and frightened.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 22:32, 9 replies)

This
for the win!
(anvil, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 22:50, closed)

I refer you to my previous post - we have six week ahead sorted (God help us)
www.b3ta.com/questions/ginger/post646984
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:07, closed)

these stories are all freely available
in previous QOTWs
(bacontrout got ska, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 2:13, closed)

Women? Spastics? Mongs?
Now you've wrecked the next three weeks.
(mrbuddhafreak, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 4:44, closed)

dammit
I wanted a surprise
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:50, closed)

Or perhaps
"Let's hear it from whiney, stuck-up twats who can't laugh at themselves and therefore fail rather spectacularly at life".

As pointed out earlier - the founder of this site is apparently ginger.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:31, closed)

Are you the 'gingers have souls' kid?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM


Sense of humour failure: present and correct.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:09, closed)

Whatever
Some of you appear to think I'm ginger, and are thus missing the point.

I'm not a very frequent poster. I won't claim to have anecdotes for every QOTW, unlike some people here, and I'm freely prepared to admit that some people have lived lives that are a lot more interesting or colourful than mine (which can be a good or a bad thing, given the number of frankly traumatic accounts I've read on here). I don't even mind QOTW's that have no interest for me personally at all, since not everyone has the same centres of interest in life.

I do, however, object to QOTWs that could have been sponsored by the Daily Heil and/or formulated by an eight-year-old. "Oh look, he's got different-coloured hair: let's laugh at him!" Pathetic.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:51, closed)

True, it's a bit wank...
...but there's been worse - the 'Puns' one for example sucked hard enough on donkey balls to leave a permanent scar.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 18:42, closed)