I think that the last sentence....
the bit bit where I said "in my mind", is sort of give away. A bit like people that have a fear of dogs because they've been bitten before, or even those that have a fear of snakes, despite having never been bitten at all.
Never mind you've already proven well beyond reasonable doubt that you are somewhat of a fuckwit. You have no place here and probably not on this planet either, if you can't find the funny side of even the darkest situation.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:45, 1 reply)

right then... so, if we're taking this all VERY SERIOUSLY...
because I took a dig at your post that qualifies me unworthy to be "on this planet"? Well done!

I do find things funny, except when they aren't funny... see how it works?!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:03, closed)

When I was five,
I used to hit people and run away, and if/when they caught me I'd protest, "I was only joking you muppet! God, haven't you got a sense of humour?!".

I often wondered why I had no friends.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:01, closed)