How to have fun in church
Step 1: Hide behind the baptismal font with a massive block of sodium.

Step 2: At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", chuck it in.

Blatantly ripped off from somewhere, I can't remember where. Wish I'd thought of it myself. Wish still more that I had the balls to do it.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:22, 5 replies)

I didn't realise you still frequented
these pages.

How's your arse?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:24, closed)

Still glorious, thank you!
QOTWs have been a bit pants recently, or at least not relevant to me, hence not contributing much. I don't have the imagination to make stuff up, so if I don't have a story, I don't post!
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:30, closed)

Fair enough
but the place just isn't the same without the strange girl who stuck her bum in my face posting stories that usually involve poo.

I think Enzyme misses you too, I seem to remember him mentioning you a while ago.

EDIT and you could always try making something up, it usually works for me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:36, closed)

Haha, Fiendish!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:31, closed)

Awesome...
Can you imagine the results with Caesium?
(Discombobulation, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:51, closed)