I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac...
I lay awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:28, 4 replies)

Ha
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(TheColonel, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:35, closed)

You git
That's my favourite (clean) joke.

I was going to post it, but I'd posted it in 'off-topic' during last weeks dull QoTW.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:52, closed)

I knew I'd seen it somewhere recently
but thought I'd get it in first... it won't be the last :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:48, closed)

Sounds like you and I have the same problem, mate
I had to buy a new lock for my gate, the old one used to pop open in the breeze and let my alsatian out all the time.
(Helixdaunting, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:39, closed)