Nuns are lethal!
Brill QotW!!

This happened only the other day.


It was lunch so me and a friend (who wished to remain name-less) were walking into Morrisons to get a sarnie and to mock Jade Goodie's tribute magazine (its hillarious).

We were walking out of the door and got to the road that goes right through the centre of the car park. We shimmy on up to the crossing and look both ways.

A car comes around the corner at about Mach 4 (ts actually about 40, but it seemed like Mach 4) and drives straight across the crossing (where we had right of way) and out of the exit.

Driving the car was a very old and very shrivvled up Nun. Yes, a Nun!!

We stood there, amazed that the shrizzled up Nun in her equally shrivvled up Micra could get to 40mph. It took us a while, but we started walking back talking about the irony of a traffic accident (and possible death) caused by a Nun.




Not really church-ish, but it'll do.
(one-winged-angel-616 isn't as depressed as she sounds, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:14, Reply)