There was a thing
in our student paper complaining that cake is now a christian food because the Christian Union were giving out cakes. Someone went on a rant about how cakes should not be used to advance religious dogma, being sacred in themselves.

I have never heard anything so fucking stupid in my life. Mind you, I was served by a Muslim lady in Sainsbury's last week, I'm worried I'll get Islam from my baked beans.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:24, 7 replies)

I think
That possibly this article would be of interest to you...

Irony
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:41, closed)

The christian union at college
were giving out free cakes and biscuits (and little gospels - that was the hidden agenda) at lunch last week. Ironically, I couldn't have any, as I've given up cakes and biscuits for lent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:21, closed)

You have to watch out for that
Everyone knows you catch muslim from baked beans.

Or is that farts? I never can remember which.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:29, closed)

You should
be able to get Islam from Alphabetti Spaghetti.
(Rsoles, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:54, closed)

Other posts here indicate
that spaghetti gives you atheism.
(teff, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:18, closed)

Mixing Spaghetti and Religion
will usually spell disaster.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:33, closed)

It could also spell
This genial ego trip
or
It is not pie haggler
or
it is the raging pole
or
lightest ape origin
and on and on
(unclestinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:54, closed)