Not me but my future Sis in Law
Picture the scece, a sleepy welsh village in the late 80's. the Future Mrs Odin had been dragged off to midnight mass by the Mother, the sis being 7 years older was left to her own devices, the devices being Alcahol. So midway through the Midnight Mass she decides to join the family in the religous devotions. Throwing the chuch doors open and slurred "Shhhhhhhh, dont tell mum I'm late." Problem was eagle eyed mother had spotted her. In all fairness the blind Preist from Little Nicky would have been hard pressed to miss her entrance, But what happend next was the stuff of legend. Sister sat in a pew, then slid off the pew as she realised her mother was sitting opposite her, Misjuding her slide she cracked her head on the pew and knocked herself out. The only thing that saved her life was the fact that the future Mrs O was sat between them.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:29, Reply)