Free Mormon Junction
Free stuff? Yes please. Let's have shower gel, free photo prints, moisturisers...
Free book about Jesus? No thanks, let's send it to my sister instead, that can't hurt.
The book turned up, but not in the post. It was hand-delivered by two smiling Mormons very keen to chat to my sister about her newfound interest in Jesus. We told them she wasn't in.
They arrived again. No, she's still not in.
And again. No thanks. Just no.
And again.
It was about a year before my dad had to quietly tell them that my sister is a godless heathen with no interest whatsoever.
(and now for someone completely different, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:08, Reply)