In Japan, apparently,
Mormon missionaries are considered suave and sexy.

There's no pun or anything, this is really true. Apparently they like a very bland, clean-cut look.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 0:13, 2 replies)

There is no truth in this

(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:24, closed)

Hmmm....
...I think it may be the occasional hormonal strike, or that in my drug-addled, idiot-ridden cess-burg the men are generally unappealing, unemployed and unwashed, I must say that I occasionally nurse a terrible desire to ravish them in the street when I pass them by. Idealistic, clean-cut- and in pairs. Swoon.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:21, closed)