Church of the latter day christ chaps.
Two of them patrol our town, they're from some mad town in America and tend to occasionaly stop me in the street.

They asked me for my address but i settled for swapping mobile numbers.

I now send them a text message every few weeks, sometimes with christian, atheist, hindu, islamic or buddist verses and quotes and phrases.

I also go one step further when i'm drunk and send them shit like 'THE EGG HAS LANDED'.

I then ignore all calls from that number.

Result? Dunno but makes me smile.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 3:43, Reply)