It's almost 1am here.
I just got done eating a massive amount of shrimp fettucine alfredo, am finishing off a bottle of wine and just finished a tub of Hagen Daaz ice cream (Baileys flavour).
On my lap is my cute little cat, purring away like hell. My apartment is clean and tidy. I have a glass of wine in front of me knowing I have an easy day at work tomorrow. My cat is purring away happily.

That's heaven.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 7:43, 3 replies)

I like this message
and all it stands for.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:46, closed)

"On my lap is my cute little cat, purring away like hell."
Is that some sort of euphemism?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:15, closed)

Foul Sinner!!
You are guilty of the sins of gluttony, sloth and pride.

Kevin Spacey will be around soon.
( Scrumper, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:18, closed)