And God Replied to Spikeypickle
For he had asked.

1. In my experience, the Irish are a lot of trouble. Rewarding, but trouble. Some of them want to be your slave. The question you need to ask yourself is this: can you handle them? I'm not sure I can, and I'm impotent omnipotent.

2. A fair price is difficult to specify in these Troubled Times^TM. Whatever you choose, I recommend that you get paid in Euro or Norwegian Kroner, though.

3. It's only fair that women should confine themselves to a tent, or wear a cowbell, or something like that at this time. Sans tent and cowbell, I reckon you're OK.

4. Yes. Always smite. Then occupy their house as well.

5. Either's fine by me. Just make sure that it's not the Sabbath when you do it.

6. Your friend is on to something. Munching on a clam has a lot going in its favour.

7. Well, I suppose that, if your sight is defective, you might not actually realise that it's an altar you're approaching. You might have thought it was a bus or something. I'm very forgiving - in a wrathful kind of way.

8. Drown them in Timotei.

9. Nope. No way out. Sorry.

10. What you need to do is to build a great big wicker man, put him in it, and set fire to it. Just make sure that the "man" isn't too lifelike, OK - you wouldn't want to fall foul of the graven image regulations.

11. THUNDERCATS? *SMITES*



Please call again soon.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:59, 1 reply)

Cheers love!
I feel a little better for that.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:04, closed)