Jehovahs
Got really angry with a pair of these fuckers who once turned up on the doorstep accompanied by one of their kids, over the fact that they would let the kid die rather than agree to a blood transfusion if it was needed. They had no answer for this and just walked away while I continued to shout after them. As it was summer and people were in their gardens or had their windows open they skipped the next few houses! It was years before any of their ilk dared to knock my door again.

Another time prior to this I was on crutches and by the time I'd got to the door they were 50 yards away. I called to them and made them retrace their steps, even though I'd guessed who they were, and let them start their spiel before exploding with mock rage at being brought to the door for no good reason, then slamming it.
(How soon is now?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)