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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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The true path of Enzyme
Only I know what the Great Enzyme truly says and wishes for us.
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Now you must give me all of your money, your pretty wives, girlfriends, and daughters, your valuable possessions and then I, and only I, will put you on the righteous path of Enzyme without which your enzymes will have only single active sites and you will burn in hell forever.

Sorry, but after listening to all the religious wing nuts scream against gay marriage being proposed in Vermont, I felt a need to become an evangelical too. Enzyme will smite me now!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:46, Reply)

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