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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Bought the t-shirt...it would seem.
I have the t-shirt with this Monty Propps design on it

timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/22/jesus_and_the_dinosaurs.jpg

I like it very much, I think it's clever and comical.
But it could be my downfall, for I been informed that it is my ticket to eternal BURNING BURNINESS!

I was in my student union bar wearing it one time, and went to the men's room, while I was washing my hands, this skinny black guy comes up to me, points at the t-shirt and commences this conversation:

Fundie: You do know you're going to burn in hell, right?
EJD: What? why?
Fundie: Because you mock God, and he will send you to hell
EJD: ...but Jesus LOVED dinosaurs! :(
Fundie: Maybe maybe, but you will burn in hell
EJD: That doesn't make sense!
Fundie: I'll be praying for you (leaves)

Points for audacity though

(obligatory gag about my hyper-cock)
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:09, 2 replies)
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I would like the t shirt. Who will sell me the t shirt?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:30, closed)
I got mine
while B3ta were selling it
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:56, closed)

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