Why I don't understand christians...
There seem to be so many branches of christianity that hate humanity's ability to THINK. For example the "Answers in Genesis" museum in Kentucky bears a sign reading
"Don't think, just listen and believe"
Because human reason is the immortal enemy of God's Word. This is a museum that claims that dinosaurs lived with Adam and eve, and that animals didn't kill/eat each other until Eve ate the apple.

And then we have the Westboro Baptist Church. Lets ignore the usual "They're so evil", and go for the less often stated "Ur doin it rong!"

If you want to spread God's word, you don't do it at funerals! People will not want to listen to your message if you're telling them that God just killed their child. Why not hang around churches, or places of social interest, and try people that are in a good mood!

And why not?

Because you do not THINK!

A great quote from Mohandas Ghandi (I found it in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster):

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians...they are so unlike your Christ"

Heh, as I'm writing this the song 'Legion of Stoopid' by Machinae Supremacy has just come on shuffle.("this is your brain, and this is your brain on Fox News!")
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)