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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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tip for christians!
listen carefully!
imagine you're in a relationship.your partner loves you unconditionally,and says so every day.(s)he's loving,and caring,and gives you advice,gives you plenty of what you want,promises to protect you and keep you safe no matter what.however,(s)he's quite strict regarding an old set of rules.if you break even one of them,only once,you will be chained up in the basement and forced to undergo the most excruciating torture for the rest of your life.
there's a word for people like that : psychopaths.
this is what i explain to people when they try to convert me.
fuck your god.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:44, 2 replies)
yeah
fuck him.


fucking omnipresent cunt.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:51, closed)
That's not religion
That's marriage you're thinking of there...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 9:22, closed)

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