Floggin the log
When I was a bit younger I worked away from home for a few months, staying with an elderly an very christian relative (went to church every week, church meetings, bible study, the whole shebang). This in itself was not a problem, although I am an atheist I managed to keep a lid on it and not laugh too hard at stupid notions of some magical being creating an entire planet and all upon it.

The trouble was this, there was no lock on my room, I am a man, I spent all week in work and most nights sleeping or trying to catch up with friends over the net, how was I supposed to crack one off?
The solution came to me (heh), church was the answer!

So early sunday mornings while my auntie was in church praying and whatnot, I was at home sinning like it was the end of the world.
(Lovefist233 Bothering Sheep since..., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 19:23, Reply)