Crazy Jesus Woman
If you live in Leeds, and are familiar with Briggate, then you may know who I am talking about.

It is of course, Crazy Jesus Lady (or CJL for short).

I've seen her many times stood outside Gap, with her microphone and bilboard shouting such nonsense as "God is the one to follow, he wants the war in Iraq to stop. If you do too, follow God" (or something to that effect).

Sometimes, however, CJL is joined by God Bothering Man (GBM) and Co.
They even has a double decker bus with "THE JESUS BUS" written down the side once.

Now, there has been many occasions where I get stopped by CJL and Co but I think one of the funniest things was when she stopped me and a friend. A friend who is Sikh.
They gave him a cross and a book and everything!!

But the funniest, by a long shot is when I was with my Sikh friend and we could NOT be arsed with CJL and her possy, and I just walked past and shouted "SATAN IS GREAT IN THE SACK!" and she followed me down Briggate shouting "REPENT YOUR SINS, YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE DEVIL! YOU ARE A DEVIL CHILD AND SHALL BE CLENSED BY GOD!"

Oh how we laughed at that!!
(one-winged-angel-616 isn't as depressed as she sounds, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 0:07, Reply)