you seem a little confused.
You start with: when "accused of a particularly hideious crime it's always the voices and "god told me to do it" "

But then ask: why not "Volunteer some time at the local charity shop"?

Now, if you ask me, volunteering for the charity shop is not very much like a particularly hideous crime. Or did you want the voices to suggest both?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)