When I was a younger,
I wanted a bike really, really badly. I used to pray to God for a shiny new bike.

Of course realising God doesn't work that way I nicked one and prayed for forgiveness.
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:50, 2 replies)

Then you nicked a joke
from Emo Phillips.
You klepto.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:26, closed)

What can I say
The Lord provides....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:28, closed)