This one time a Jehova's witness came to my house...
he said "Can I interest you in the word of our lord."
I said "No thankyou, I'm pretty stubbornly decided religion-wise."
"Oh okay, nevermind." Said the Jehova's witness.
"Ah well, good luck anyway! Bye now."
"Bye."

It was what I like to call, two people not being utter cunts about their differing views. Hardly a classic anecdote I know...
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Sat 21 Mar 2009, 22:56, 4 replies)

This should win
it really, really, really should.

Nice one, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 1:35, closed)

*Claps*
agrees . . .
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Sun 22 Mar 2009, 3:20, closed)

Dull!
Where is the sex and violence???
(Pork2311, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:48, closed)

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I'm afraid to say that I'm having trouble believing that this is possible...
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:00, closed)