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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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God you say? I'm starting a new Elvis based religion...

Suggested prayer:

Vegas Elvis who art in Graceland
Aaron be thy middle name
the King done come
his will be done
on earth as it is in Graceland
give us each day our BK flamer
sneer us not into tee-total
and pelvis us from evil
for thine is the king creole
the jailhouse rock
and the ghetto
forever and ever


Suggested hirearchy:

Vegas Elvis - 1st dan triple deluxe
- 2nd dan double bacon with cheese
- 3rd dan veggie special

Jailhouse Elvis - 1st dan death row
- 2nd dan lifer
- 3rd dan just visiting

Redneck Elvis - 1st dan moonshine
- 2nd dan sunshine
- 3rd dan shoeshine

Foetal Elvis - 1st dan cell division
- 2nd dan zygote
- 3rd dan nhuuhh!

States of enlightenment:

Shaking like a man on a gooby(?) tree

Donations welcome!
(, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:01, 2 replies)
The King's middle name was Aron, not Aaron, although his gravestone mistakenly reads Elvis Aaron Presley.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 8:12, closed)
Robert Asprin got there first
There is this religion in some of his Phule series books. Converts have to have the Elvis hair do and plastic surgery to look more like him :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 11:56, closed)

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