If God is a DJ...
...he is playing some really shit tunes.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:41, 4 replies)

Life is a dancefloor
love is the rhythm
and you are the music.

Oh fuck off Pink, you're talking shite.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:22, closed)

Yeah, right.....
Jesus is a roadie, Mohammed runs the t shirt stall and Buddha manages the cloakroom.

David Koresh is a barman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:10, closed)

meanwhile
L Ron Hubbard sits back and collects all the money
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:22, closed)

No he isn't
He's a comedian, and we're all his punchlines.
( Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:29, closed)