Fact!
When I was young I found out about born-again Christians and how you could find God and how the spirit of the Lord entered you and BOOM! you were saved. This scared the living bejeebus out of me. I didn't want to be an uncool, polyester wearing, nerd of a Christian. I was scared to death of going near a church in case God zapped me with his big holy finger and suddenly I would see the light. I would even be wary of thinking about God too much in case it suddenly made sense. Even now if I dwell on it too much I get a little ruffled and feel the need to hide in a cupboard till the feeling has passed.

God can't find you in a dark cupboard can he?
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:57, 1 reply)

Nope
He won't even check, as he'll assume it's just a regular dark cupboard, and therefore stuffed full of monsters.
(nonstopdancer, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:20, closed)