Viginity
My mate went out with this very religious girl when we were about 18. She was horny as hell, but she steadfastly refused to lose her virginity before she was married. So instead she noshed him off lots, allowed him to finger her furiously and enjoyed copious amounts of bum sex.

One day after a lot of alcohol they got down to business. Her rear end winked at him seductively as he rolled down the rubber. The necessary preparations had been made and the mothership began the docking procedure. Suddenly and without warning the spaceship took an unplanned for detour and ended up in the vaginal galaxy. A hasty exit was made and some heated discussion took place on main deck of the space craft. The main topic of discussion centred around one crucial fact, "Was the virginity lost?".

Finally it was decided that it wasn't. This was based around the simple fact that he hadn't deliberately meant to do it,she didn't come from it and he was wearing a rubber.

I had long since realised that religion has a curious habit of bending the rules to accommodate its needs, but this was rule bending at its finest.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:50, 4 replies)

Let me get this straight...
God wants her not to have sex, but has a blind spot for the rear entrance?

What a strange god.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)

The internets says its ok
www.sexinchrist.com/

lol....christians.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)

Same
With one of my friends. She wouldn't have regular sex with her boyfriend, nor would she use protection of any kind.

Bareback anal was what this dude got for quite a while...
Bastard.
(Affero-Dolor made noodles using a cuppa soup on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:16, closed)

Saddlebacking
is how Dan Savage refers to it, after the the Saddleback Church whose violently homophobic pastor gave the inaugural prayer for Obama.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:27, closed)