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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic
( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic
( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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The true face of God
Very drunk...alone with the dog...watching TV. I turn around to see the face of God in the microwave. It took me at least half an hour to work up the courage to go take a closer look.
I take the dog...it'll be ok.
I get closer...
It's unfuckingmistakable. The beard, the hair, the look in his eyes that says, "Yes child you've sinned, come closer and be forgiven without penance".
My hand quivers as I reach for the door. I open it...
...it's a bucket of KFC.
Best fucking laugh is, I'm the cunt that put it there.
yer yer reposting whore
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:12, 2 replies)
Very drunk...alone with the dog...watching TV. I turn around to see the face of God in the microwave. It took me at least half an hour to work up the courage to go take a closer look.
I take the dog...it'll be ok.
I get closer...
It's unfuckingmistakable. The beard, the hair, the look in his eyes that says, "Yes child you've sinned, come closer and be forgiven without penance".
My hand quivers as I reach for the door. I open it...
...it's a bucket of KFC.
Best fucking laugh is, I'm the cunt that put it there.
yer yer reposting whore
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:12, 2 replies)
Beautiful!
That had me laughing out loud. Still laughing, in fact. Brilliant.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:22, closed)
That had me laughing out loud. Still laughing, in fact. Brilliant.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:22, closed)
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