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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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The true face of God
Very drunk...alone with the dog...watching TV. I turn around to see the face of God in the microwave. It took me at least half an hour to work up the courage to go take a closer look.
I take the dog...it'll be ok.
I get closer...

It's unfuckingmistakable. The beard, the hair, the look in his eyes that says, "Yes child you've sinned, come closer and be forgiven without penance".

My hand quivers as I reach for the door. I open it...

...it's a bucket of KFC.

Best fucking laugh is, I'm the cunt that put it there.

yer yer reposting whore

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:12, 2 replies)
That had me laughing out loud. Still laughing, in fact. Brilliant.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:22, closed)
This has to win

(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:54, closed)

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