Look on the bright side
She'll suffer daily torment with a ginger person (all stereotypes are true), and in the end, leave him to come back to you, begging for your forgiveness.

At which point your trusty man-wand gains a livelong servant and sexual debauchery is top of the list.
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:25, 1 reply)

I like your thinking...
...if only it we're to be true mate.
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:10, closed)