A Muslim terrorist blows himself up..

On passing to the other side, he sees a flight of stairs and begins to climb them, until he meets a man.

"Are you Mohammed"? asks the terrorist.

"No I'm St.Peter, Mohammed is further up"!

So further up the stairs he climbed until he met a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed"? asks the terrorist.

"No I'm Jesus, Mohammed is further up"!

Wow ! Thinks the terrorist as he starts to climb the stairs again..Mohammed is higher up than Jesus!

Much higher up, he meets another man.

"Are you Mohammed"? asks the terrorist.

"No I am God...You must be really thirsty from climbing all those stairs, would you like a cup of tea"?

"Oh yes please" said the terrorist

God shouts "Mohammed, put the kettle on!"
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)