Joseph did get his oats eventually
When teenage Jebus was in the temple debating with the rabbits (or something), didn't his parents tell him to come out because his brothers and sisters were waiting for him?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:16, 1 reply)

Yeah,
he did have half-siblings (if you assume that Jehovah was his Dad)

Similarly, the Immaculate Conception is actually something to do with Mary's birth, not Jebus, as most people think. As I say, there are a lot of biblical inaccuracies in this version of the song.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:20, closed)