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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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What worries me is...
They believe when they die they get 72 virgins. Each.

However they don't believe women go to heaven, so what are they are going to do with 72 male virgins?

I mean, apart from starting a "Star Trek" fanclub.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:25, 2 replies)
ha ha
Form a new group on Second Life?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:41, closed)
What they don't realise...
...is that the 72 virgins are actually 72 other suicide bombers, none of whom got laid first.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:31, closed)

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