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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic
( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic
( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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And the cool-ah!
It comes from Jeeeezus-ah! Let me hear you say Halleluliah! Yes-ah!
And now-ah! I don't want you to do faith-healin'! I want you to pray with me for faith debuggin-ah! Yes! In Jeezus name, cast out the bugs-ah! Halleluliah!
Blimey. It does sound cool.
Mind you, faith-debugging works about as well as faith-healing. If it really worked rallies would sound like this:
Hey, let's have some amputees up on that stage-ah!
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:11, Reply)
It comes from Jeeeezus-ah! Let me hear you say Halleluliah! Yes-ah!
And now-ah! I don't want you to do faith-healin'! I want you to pray with me for faith debuggin-ah! Yes! In Jeezus name, cast out the bugs-ah! Halleluliah!
Blimey. It does sound cool.
Mind you, faith-debugging works about as well as faith-healing. If it really worked rallies would sound like this:
Hey, let's have some amputees up on that stage-ah!
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:11, Reply)
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