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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
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( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic
( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Sensible policies for a happier Britain.
Don't eat prawns or you'll be out on your ear for a week. (Leviticus)
Don't make fun of baldies or we'll set the bears on you. (Job)
Hate your mother and father if you are to follow Jesus. (Jesus)
If your children are insolent, stone them to death. (Leviticus again - it's a hoot)
Women are defective, misbegotten, wicked, sinful, submissive, rape-worthy, unclean, and should just shut up. (All over the place)
Hmmm. Not sure...
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:32, 1 reply)
Don't eat prawns or you'll be out on your ear for a week. (Leviticus)
Don't make fun of baldies or we'll set the bears on you. (Job)
Hate your mother and father if you are to follow Jesus. (Jesus)
If your children are insolent, stone them to death. (Leviticus again - it's a hoot)
Women are defective, misbegotten, wicked, sinful, submissive, rape-worthy, unclean, and should just shut up. (All over the place)
Hmmm. Not sure...
( , Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:32, 1 reply)
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