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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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How about this wonderful snippet of dialogue?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uv7fZrippo&feature=related
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, 1 reply)
The Cat
"Hey! This has been a good day! I've eaten five times I've slept six times and I've made a lot of things mine! Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something!"

Later:

"S.E.X. I think I want it, yeah!"

*sees Lister unconscious*

"S.E.X. I think I found it... Oh. It's just monkey boy. Hey, he's sick. Sick, helpless and unconscious."

*To Lister*

"If I weren't your friend, I'd steal your shoes"




From memory too. Kill me now...
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)

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