Slightly toff opic
but my uncle, a few years back, was racing round the local church and hurdling the gravestones.

It all came to a stop when he landed on top of a rather elderly couple who were engaged in a arthritic game of Hide the Sausage.

I imagine the Lord's name was invoked at that point.

Length? He couldn't see in the dark.
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)