I am God

Six years a b3tan today!

I listen to your prayers, but don't answer them.
I tell everyone that, yes, yours IS the one true God(s).
I don't get involved in disputes between tribes, but I do enjoy them.
I only really made one rule: Life isn't fair - man the fuck up!
And lastly, if you're banking on eternal life in the hereafter, then you're in for a surprise.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:25, 4 replies)

Six years
and no donation? ;)
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:35, closed)

No candle either.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:37, closed)

Nope!
You're the devil.

666 qotw answers liked in your profile.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:45, closed)

Don't I give enough?
Just my soul.

Just my prose.

Just my LIFE!!!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:58, closed)