She dumped me for God
Many years ago, whilst a student, I got together with this girl who still lived at home with her very religious parents. At the time she was rebelling a little against her family's Godly ways and even allowed me to show her the sinful ways of sexing.

I once asked her if she still believed in God bearing in mind we were doing it out of wedlock and all that but she said that she still believed in him but just accepted that she was sinning.

I once went to a party held by one of her churchy friends and spent the whole evening being given the evils by everyone there because I was basically not one of them and therefore a spawn of the devil.

A few months in, her parents made her go on some religious retreat with her brother. It was like some kind of religious summer camp from what I know, mixing assualt courses with prayers or something like that.

A week later she came back a completely different person and declared that she had re-discovered God (been re-brainwashed) and was therefore dumping me as I was a non-believer.

I can't really compete with the big man up there so was overly bothered by it all. It's much better than the time my girlfriend turned into a lesbian I suppose.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:05, 1 reply)

God...
...the ultimate cockblocker!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:10, closed)