Maybe.
I'm mid-cycle now though and horny as hell. The idea of being naked with a melon is almost too much to bear. I wonder if the greengrocer's is still open?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:17, 1 reply)

*disguises himself as a melon*
*cantelupes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:19, closed)

mmmm
*honeydews*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:20, closed)

*warms up in the microwave*
Oh no! My CHCB has exploded all over my kitchen, and her bits are everywhere!

*licks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:24, closed)