Pork scratchings.
I used to love opening a bag of Mr Porkys and necking the lovely fatty, salty, crispy, crunchy goodness. Or if you were lucky, a soft one.

On a really good day you would find some US pork rinds with the really hot pepper on them.

Now, I see the little hairs on them and it makes me want to puke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:48, 20 replies)

I've only tried them two or three times
Not for me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:50, closed)

More of a scampi fry man, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:51, closed)

Oh god no!
The wife tells me she loves these. Her fingers always smell of them.

I've never seen the empty wrappers around though...
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:58, closed)

EWWW, DUDE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:12, closed)

Our local pub gets some in that won some pork scratching competition.
They are fantastic and almost identical to Mr Porkys but the bag is 4 times the size. It is indeed a challenge to get through so much congealed and baked pork fat but is worth the unsettled feeling in the gut that lasts the rest of the night.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:57, closed)

I make my own on rare occassions and I burn off the hairs.
Surprisingly easy to make.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:04, closed)

Likewise. With the outcome posted in relevant threads on here in the past.
Mmmm. Pork.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:06, closed)

I once got a bag of scratchings that was a couple of tiddlers and one MASSIVE one.
A bag-sized beauty. It was one of the greatest things I've ever found in a cellophane packet. It barely fit in my gob.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:06, closed)

A letter of thanks to Mr Porky followed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:10, closed)

Gay.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:15, closed)

Ghey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:19, closed)

ghee.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:28, closed)

That's what you have on your cornflakes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:31, closed)

It takes three pigs with seborrhoeic dermatitis to make each packet of pork scratchings

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:31, closed)

I wish I'd known that when I was single.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:38, closed)

Try making your own, you can get rid of any hair
And add as much salt, pepper or cumin as you want.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:04, closed)

Obvs. strike through is Obvs.
in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:42, closed)

Cumin?
Kinky...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:56, closed)