Bacon
I used to love it, but I turned veggie for about 7 years. I've recently returned to eating meat, but I find the smell of bacon is now a little rancid and completely puts me off eating it.
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:10, 14 replies)

Why the fuck did you become Vegetarian?
Was it for a member of the opposite sex?

Also - Welcome back to sanity.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:11, closed)

It was all about the shitty wasteful meat industry
I decided that I didn't like it and didn't know enough about what I was shovelling into my gob. The recent horse meat scandal has improved things no end and I can now see where the meat I buy comes from and make an educated guess as to whether it's shit or not. Ideally i'd always use a local butcher, but sadly there aren't many about these days.
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:16, closed)

the best thing to do would be to catch your own meat

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:21, closed)

If i didn't live in a tiny flat
and work silly hours, I would consider keeping some animals, probably pigs, with a view to eating them.
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:24, closed)

All the supermarket bacon is gash now.
If you don't want a puddle of water and a tiny bit of bacon you have to get thick bacon from a decent butcher.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:12, closed)

I wish I'd known that when I was single

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:29, closed)

you idiot

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:13, closed)

Least subtle troll EVER

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:30, closed)

Work for the fire service for a bit.
That'll put you off the smell of cooking meat forever.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:59, closed)

I have a friend who works with medical lasers
He can't eat bacon any more because the smell is apparently far too similar to burning human flesh.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:54, closed)

Trudat.
Burnt Human smells like cheap, burnt bacon.

Basically, it don't matter how posh you might think you are, under the skin you're Tesco Value.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:15, closed)

Tesco Value sporty
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:54, closed)

... and have 'Danish' written all over.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:22, closed)

Have you ever tried a bit?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:44, closed)