fried egg butties
used to be a favourite, especially as a hangover cure. now, they just taste greasy and wrong. they were the only fried food i ate, so i suppose that's a good thing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:54, 26 replies)

We were discussing these the other day...
Banjos - they're known as banjos (quote from wikipedia: "The term 'Banjo' coming from the actions taken when one bit into it. The yolk would drip down onto ones chest, and the sandwich would be held out to the side with one hand whilst the other hand would rub at the drips using the fingers. This gave the impression of playing an invisible banjo.")

I still love 'em though.
( snee held his breath since, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:07, closed)

that's a new one on me

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:53, closed)

Reminds me of this...

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:30, closed)

i love that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:36, closed)

i had one yesterday
bit of brown sauce, bit of red sauce loads of black pepper...yummm
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:49, closed)

no matter how i fry them
they just taste like grease to me now, even if i dry-fry them :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:54, closed)

Have you tried adding Branston pickle?
That always made fried egg sarnies better for me
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:58, closed)

yep, tried that
and everything from oyster sauce to mayonnaise, but nothing works.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:15, closed)

Needs more bacon

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, closed)

not an option

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:59, closed)

Egg and soldiers then
if I've got time, that's my breakfast of choice, always
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:29, closed)

nice
and i get to use my shark egg cup :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:31, closed)

Brown AND red?
You heathen.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:01, closed)

this is very funny considering your usename
maybe even a dash of sweet chilli or Worcestershire sauce

it's the only excitement I get these days *glooms*
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 16:10, closed)

If I'm having onions and/or mushrooms on there, then I fry them in a bit of butter with lea & perrins

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 16:55, closed)

always

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 17:02, closed)

We've got a toaster that has an egg poacher on the side of it.
Cooks the egg as it does the toast.

I don't like fried eggs very much, I agree they're just greasy, but a poached egg in two slices of toast with some ketchup makes a pretty good alternative.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:22, closed)

i do enjoy a poached egg on toast
with garlic salt
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:37, closed)

Alternatively nab yourself one of those microwave egg poacher thingies.

The egg sounds like it's launching salvos of artillery as it cooks.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:15, closed)

that looks like something for women to pee into on long car journeys!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 8:46, closed)

Convert to omelette sandwiches then
Alternatively, find a local takeaway when stumbling home from the pub, and get a double cheeseburger topped with doner and egg.

It's both disgraceful and fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:33, closed)

omelettes are lovely
but cheeseburgers are a no-no
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:37, closed)

Ah, not the best

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:41, closed)

before i went off fried eggs
i did try the red dwarf special. delicious and disturbing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:54, closed)

I've known others to do the same

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:56, closed)

it is very messy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:02, closed)