Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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A post below of the Sunscreen song reminded me of thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=8YwqFz14xY4
Full lyrics here, but my favourites:
Learn how to smoke Winnie blues. If you're underaged, get an older kid to buy them for you. Get to really know your parents - they're good for
money.
If you're worried about the way you look, try to remember you're
probably fatter than you think. Maybe you should consider an eating disorder.
Remember you can wear your underwear 4 times without washing: forwards,
backwards, inside out forwards, inside out backwards.
Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when you're kneecapped by a loan shark.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:06,
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When I saw that post it made me think"Never go to Adelaide - it's a hole"
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