Never fart in an elevator.
Chances are good that in less than a minute you'll have company.
( Wanderer, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:24, 5 replies)

Wrong.
That is the BEST time to fart, nothing beats the warm satisfied feeling of seeing the doors open, some poor sod steps in and as the doors close, the realisation sets in. Utter hilarity. It's even better if you have to get out at next floor, leaving them in there with your beefy ming.
(Rsoles, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, closed)

Absolutely!
Ditto farting on the Tube, approx 10 secs before the doors open and you step off...
(anvil, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:47, closed)

I was babysitting
for a mate the other night and had terrible wind. Just as I stank out the living room. They came back ....with friends. I left quickly.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:15, closed)

And in over a minute
You're obviously some kind of weirdo who likes riding lifts (not elevators) without actually getting off at a floor.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:26, closed)

Just do it, and if anyone looks at you
just smile amiably.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:49, closed)