Safe(ish) sex
1. When fucking with a condom and it's OK, nothing special, as safer sex tends to be, but suddenly it feels great, don't just carry on, it means your condom has broken. Withdraw, clean, don another party hat, then try again.

2. With reference to the advice above - if your condom slips off and disappears into the ether, it's polite to inform the lady, especially if you might ever see her again. She might not be happy, but will be way more pissed off when the quack fishes your festering scumbag out of her cloying clout in 3 weeks time.

3. If a woman you aren't in a serious relationship with says to you "You don't need to use one of those", meaning condoms, you most certainly DO need to use one.

4. It's not funny to ping the used scumbags at cyclists you pass on your way home - you may end up trapped in traffic ahead. Not to mention the fact you've just given them a bag of your DNA, your prank may get you into deep water.
(Rsoles, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:29, 8 replies)

:)
Gets a click for "She might not be happy, but will be way more pissed off when the quack fishes your festering scumbag out of her cloying clout in 3 weeks time." - made me chuckle.

Also, reasons I don't get any #645623581: as soon as you said "ping the used scumbags" I thought of the network command and wondered if there were any wifi enabled ones yet.
(Cloudane, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:35, closed)

I'm sure Japan will have ones with webcams
If not now, soon
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 21 May 2010, 19:39, closed)

They slip off?
I'm lucky if I can get the damn things off without pulling a funny face and having the girlfriend laugh at me.
How do people with big cocks cope with the tiny condoms we have?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 21 May 2010, 20:22, closed)

You can get them in different sizes....

(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 21 May 2010, 22:03, closed)

Yup
And if you are treading water, are leaking pre-cum leading up to a monumental pop-shot, they slip off really easily, regardless if you have a massive dong or not.
(Not to mention if there's someone breathing over your shoulder waitng his turn. That really deflates my ardour....)
(Rsoles, Fri 21 May 2010, 22:33, closed)

No
problems at all, thanks for asking.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 23 May 2010, 8:48, closed)

I'm always surprised to hear about condoms breaking, being put on wrong etc.
I was very late to the whole sex thing, but I've never had any problems with them.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 21 May 2010, 22:06, closed)

if your condom slips off and disappears into the ether, it's polite to inform the lady
I wish someone had informed my ex of this
Thankfully I was on the pill, but after a few days I realised something just wasnt right down there.
Only after having it removed and almost tearing him a new arse did he admit it
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 21 May 2010, 23:54, closed)