Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Always wear clean knickersin case you get hit by a bus
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:43,
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Doesn't help.Mid-afternoon skiddies are always a danger.
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But you're likely to piss or shit yourself when you are hit by the bus(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:25, closed)
orwear dirty knickers and make sure you don't get hit by a bus
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 22 May 2010, 17:44,
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orwear a clean bus in case you get hit by a pair of knickers.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 May 2010, 21:46,
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As a paramedic......I have to concur that you are probably going to soil yourself anyway.
Plus soiled undies fetch higher prices on eBay.
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