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1st one from and old TV show called Due South, from the ghost of his dead father.

"In the 53 years of me being alve and the 3 months of me being dead, I have learnt one thing about women; I know nothing about women"

and from my grandad.

"Never throw the first punch, but try and make sure your first is the last"
"When taking a woman home, always make sure you have protection; tell her someone elses name from the start"
"Puke when drunk at night and you don't remember; puke the morning after and it hurts"

Wise
(Strump striving for imperfection since, Sat 22 May 2010, 18:30, 3 replies)

A click
just for "tell her someone else's name from the start."
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:26, closed)

i LOVE Due South
*clicks*

first Ray was the best though.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Sat 22 May 2010, 21:23, closed)

Nah, Kowalski was better. more actual character.
We were watching series 4 last night. I love that show.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 May 2010, 7:29, closed)