From my mum, as quite a young teen venturing out into the world one saturday night:
"You're gonna go drinking, I know, so don't get too pissed and save some money for a cab. If you do any drugs then start slowly, and don't do anything from needles. Oh, and if you have sex, wear a condom."

I like my mum.
(Irregular Joe last touched ham on, Sat 22 May 2010, 22:08, 3 replies)

Everyone likes your mum.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 22 May 2010, 23:09, closed)

am I
Your Mum?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sat 22 May 2010, 23:20, closed)

No...
...I.m your mum

(Glad I'm not the only one to lose a login)
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Sun 23 May 2010, 12:30, closed)