It is a mistake...
....to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes
(libman, Mon 24 May 2010, 8:32, 10 replies)

This is so true
as most of the Irish American disporia seem to think that spuds, or the lack of them, are a genuine reason to have sent money to "freedom fighters" back in then 70's & 80's.
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:02, closed)

Thus spawning the joke...
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:49, closed)

Oof!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:18, closed)

:D

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:39, closed)

unless...
you have a need for mash.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:08, closed)

I've yet to find the problem
that can't be sorted out with the aid of a cup of tea.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:06, closed)

A lack of teabags.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:18, closed)

Ah, but to have that cup of tea
you'd have to go out and buy teabags. Problem solved- you now have teabags AND a lovely cup of tea!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:20, closed)

having one billion cups of tea?

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 24 May 2010, 19:23, closed)

An acute tea allergy.

(Sloppy Giuseppe, Mon 24 May 2010, 23:49, closed)