Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Shagging BirdsMy mates Dad's advice to us as we left for Uni with the prospect of shagging many different wimmin from many different places.
"They're all pink inside"
Advice? a message? a warning? Who knows but he was fucking right!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:09, 2 replies)
My Dad got propostioned in Aden ....a chap outside a house of ill repute called him "Hey come inside Johnny (he wasn't called Johnny for starters) Come inside Johnny all your friends inside!! Got lady! Got black lady! All lady same Queen Elizabeth! Pink inside!"
Poor little bugger had only just finished his National Service so I think anything pink would have scared him to death.
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Sallyrsm, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:18,
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my dad said in a similar vein "all cats are grey in the dark, son"
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:16, closed)
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